Days in the life of a true gangsta...

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young-jedi:


Jay-Z: So what happened next?
Kanye: Well… I asked her if she’s ever had sex with a pharaoh.
Jay-Z: What did she say?
Kanye: “No”
Jay-Z: What did you say?
Kanye: I mean… I told her I’d put her p***y in a sarcophagus.
Jay-Z: A sarcophagus?
Kanye: Yeah… A sarcophagus.
Jay-Z: wow
Kanye: and now she claiming that I bruised her esophagus.


Thanks to my Jedi brother…

young-jedi:

Jay-Z: So what happened next?

Kanye: Well… I asked her if she’s ever had sex with a pharaoh.

Jay-Z: What did she say?

Kanye: “No”

Jay-Z: What did you say?

Kanye: I mean… I told her I’d put her p***y in a sarcophagus.

Jay-Z: A sarcophagus?

Kanye: Yeah… A sarcophagus.

Jay-Z: wow

Kanye: and now she claiming that I bruised her esophagus.

Thanks to my Jedi brother…